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'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Newborn Chaos

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Worm Bed

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Dreams

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

I love thunderstorms!

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"I was in a different place then."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'He's started jogging to work.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."