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Boss about employee: 'He has a spark of genius, but he also has ignition problems.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Man and Machine snoozing

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Worm Bed

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Someone has had a hard day!

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'