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"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Catatonic

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'That never gets old.'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Someone has had a hard day!

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

An Excellent Excuse.

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"