Power Napper T-Shirts

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"All I need is a chair. I delegate everything."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Power Tanning

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

'The doctor said you should slow down, not stop!'

Someone has had a hard day!

"Let's not watch this TV show."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

ZZZZZZZ Top

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Cat Reunion

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Finger on the Z Key

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Bored Meeting

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'He stated jogging to work.'