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Man and Machine snoozing

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Finger on the Z Key

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Someone has had a hard day!

"Maureen, A pillow."

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"