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"Wouldn't it be easier to let me fall asleep in front of the TV like dad?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Someone has had a hard day!

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."