Tv Napper Gifts

"Wouldn't it be easier to let me fall asleep in front of the TV like dad?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Someone has had a hard day!

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'