Master Napper Gifts

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

Catatonic

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Someone has had a hard day!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

An Excellent Excuse.