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'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

Catatonic

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Someone has had a hard day!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

An Excellent Excuse.

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'