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Catatonic

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'He likes to power nap.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat Reunion

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Man and Machine snoozing

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"What's with your hair?"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"Nap time."

Tired Woods

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"