Sneeze Master T-Shirts

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Bad times to sneeze

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Eventual Motion Machine

"Gesundheit."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Gesundheit'

'Bless you!'

'My elbow has a cold!'

Sneeze

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Modern art?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Asthma cats

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Sneezing duck.

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

'Gesundheit!'

'Gesundheit.'