Sneeze Master Gifts

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Eventual Motion Machine

"Gesundheit."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

Sneeze

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Gesundheit'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Asthma cats

'Bless you!'

"Modern art?"

'My elbow has a cold!'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Sneezing duck.

Sneeze Police