Sneeze Artist Gifts

'Gesundheit.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Support the head."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Help!'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'Gesundheite!'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze Artists

"Dad, I swear - I didn't sneeze!"

Trapeze artists commuting

T-Rex attempting the trapeze.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

Work Du Soleil

"My bad."

Ah-Choo!

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

Selfie Acrobat

The Little Top.