Sneeze Aficionado Gifts

"Fresh pollen?"

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

'Gesundheit.'

'You'll like Mr. Mullins. He's a big pussycat.'

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

"Gesundheit."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Sleeping husband

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you...'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"