Sneezing Aficionado Gifts

'Bless you!'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Cyber Dream

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Gesundheit."

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Sleeping husband

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'