Sneeze Aficionados Gifts

The achoo of liberty (holding box of tissues).

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Whistler's father.

Bad times to sneeze

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Gesundheite!'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Sleeping husband

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

"Sorry...I overslept."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Bless you...'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.