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The achoo of liberty (holding box of tissues).

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Gesundheite!'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Sleeping husband

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you...'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'Gesundheit'

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"