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"Fresh pollen?"

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

'Gesundheit.'

'You'll like Mr. Mullins. He's a big pussycat.'

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Gesundheite!'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Gesundheit."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Sleeping husband

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you...'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"