Snore Aficionados Gifts

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Sleeping husband

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Cot.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"