Snore Supporter Gifts

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

I even love the way you snore...

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'You're snoring in cadence.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."