Snore Appreciator Gifts

I even love the way you snore...

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

"Relax! The poor thing is only taking a breather on his way south!"

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Bless you!"

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

'They make that noise when they're content.'

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."