Snoring Connoisseur Gifts

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

I even love the way you snore...

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Zzzzzzzzz...

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

'You're snoring in cadence.'