Snoring Connoisseur Pillows

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

I even love the way you snore...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Zzzzzzzzz...

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'