Snore-noise Enthusiast Pillows

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Playing dustbins

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Communication

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man