Snoring Enthusiast Pillows

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

Bear tells man to stop snoring

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"Actually, the volcano is dormant. Shall I have her call you back?"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"