Snoring Enthusiast Gifts

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

Bear tells man to stop snoring

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"Gesundheit!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats