Snore Lover Gifts

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Music for car stereos

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Zzzzzzzzz...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

You are what you collect.

I even love the way you snore...

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'