Snore-survivalist Gifts

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

I even love the way you snore...

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Toddler in the bed: a journey

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."