Snore Survivor Gifts

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Neighbour's snoring disturbing a party.

Snore Stopper Hints: Help for the harried wife. . .

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Look, if my snoring keeps you awake, say so!'

'When Marmaduke prefers to sleep outside, you know your snoring is really bad.'

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

I even love the way you snore...

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

Zzzzzzzzz...

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."