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'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Neighbour's snoring disturbing a party.

Snore Stopper Hints: Help for the harried wife. . .

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Look, if my snoring keeps you awake, say so!'

'When Marmaduke prefers to sleep outside, you know your snoring is really bad.'

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

I even love the way you snore...

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'Gesundheit.'

'You snored all night, so now I have to kill you.'