Snore Lover Pillows

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Music for car stereos

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

I even love the way you snore...

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

Zzzzzzzzz...

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

You are what you collect.

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"