Snoring Enthusiasts Pillows

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

I even love the way you snore...

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Zzzzzzzzz...

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."