Sneeze Expert Gifts

'I hope his headcold doesn't go to his chest.'

"Gesundheit."

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'Gesundheit'

Sneeze

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Asthma cats

"Modern art?"

'Bless you!'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Old Men on Rockers.

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

Nose Spray.

'Gesundheit.'

Sneeze Police

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

Achooo