Sneeze Specialist Gifts

Nose Spray.

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Bad times to sneeze

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"Gesundheit."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

Hay fever hotline.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Sneeze

'Bless you!'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Asthma cats

"Modern art?"

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

Sneeze Police

'Gesundheit.'

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Achooo

Old Men on Rockers.