Sneeze Specialist T-Shirts

Nose Spray.

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"Gesundheit."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Gesundheit!"

Hay fever hotline.

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Asthma cats

'Bless you!'

"Modern art?"

Sneeze

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'Gesundheit.'

Sneeze Police

Old Men on Rockers.

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Achooo

'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'