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"Kung Flu Fighting."

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Bad times to sneeze

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Gesundheit."

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

'Gesundheit'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Modern art?"

'Gesundheit.'

"Gesundheit!"

Sneeze

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Asthma cats

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Achooo

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

Painter.

'Gesundheit.'

Nose Spray.