Snooze Strategists T-Shirts

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Finger on the Z Key

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

Bad times to sneeze

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Sorry...I overslept."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Sleeping husband

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"