Snooze Strategists Mugs

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Bad times to sneeze

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Sleeping husband

"Sorry...I overslept."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Realistic alarm clock.