Snooze Lovers T-Shirts

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

Because if I keep my alarms inside, I'll just keep hitting snooze.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'I even love the way you snore!'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Dreams

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Give us a minute, honey."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

Dog in the Bed.