Snooze Specialist T-Shirts

'He spends so much time in the land of nod he might as well emigrate for good.'

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Feline Evolution.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

"I slept funny!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Gesundheit."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Sleeping husband

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."