Snooze Specialist Pillows

'He spends so much time in the land of nod he might as well emigrate for good.'

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"I slept funny!"

"Gesundheit."

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Sorry...I overslept."

Sleeping husband

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."