Snooze Enthusiast Pillows

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I slept late because i didn't want the early bird to catch me!'

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

'I had it all... Money, power, prestige -- and then I got a snooze alarm!'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

'I've been procrastinating on lots of projects all morning, which means I've been multitasking, which mean I've earned a nap.'

Sorry I'm late, Boss. My internal alarm clock was overridden by my internal snooze button.

'Just checking to see if you're still alive.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Monday: Missed the snooze ??" hit the ooze button.

"My ringtone sounds like snoring, so I can keep my phone on during these meetings."

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Sleeping man and his alarm clock both snore.

"Why can't there be a snooze button?!"

"Johnny's working so hard. He's had his nose in that book for hours"

Sleepy

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"I've just listened to all the political news. I think I'm going to go back to sleep.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Oh, go to sleep, Wilbur. You're just hearing things!'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Find the remote yet?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?