Snooze Button Aficionado Pillows

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"I had this terrible dream that it was time to get up."

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

'Is this tomorrow or last night?'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Stu's not a morning person."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Sorry...I overslept."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.