Snooze Button Fanatics Pillows

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Stu's not a morning person."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

Half asleep.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"