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'I hope his headcold doesn't go to his chest.'

"Gesundheit."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Bad times to sneeze

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Sneeze

"Modern art?"

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

'Bless you!'

Asthma cats

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

Old Men on Rockers.

Sneeze Police

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

'Gesundheit.'

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Nose Spray.

Achooo

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'