Snooze Alarm Specialist T-Shirts

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Whistler's father.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

"Gesundheit."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Half asleep.

"Stu's not a morning person."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

Sleeping husband

"Don't you have a snooze button?"