Snooze Alarm Specialist T-Shirts

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Gesundheit."

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Half asleep.

"Stu's not a morning person."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

"Don't you have a snooze button?"