Alarm Snoozers T-Shirts

Man Finally Gets out of Bed.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Computing in the Cloud

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'He's started jogging to work.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Flight nap

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"As it says in Matthew 26-40, 'So, you had not the strength to stay awake with me ONE hour?'"

Counting sheep.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."