Snoring Snoozer T-Shirts

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"You're closer. You get it."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

An Excellent Excuse.

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"It's Monday."