Summer Snoozer T-Shirts

Gone to seed.

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Computing in the Cloud

"You're closer. You get it."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

An Excellent Excuse.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"It's Monday."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

Counting sheep.

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'