Snoring Snoozer Gifts

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"You're closer. You get it."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

An Excellent Excuse.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."